Why Some Men Have Dogs
Tags: Babies, dogs, fishing, hunting, parents, pervert, pickup truck, possessions
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog”?
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your possessions.
Originally posted 2011-05-10 15:00:54. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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