Too much

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A Russian, a Frenchman, and a Canadian walk into a bar.

The Russian asks the bartender for vodka, so he gives him an entire bottle. The Russian pours out a shot, drinks it, and throws the rest of the bottle into the air and shoots it.

The bartender asks, “What did you do that for?” and the Russian replies, “In my country, we have too much vodka.”

The bartender shakes his head and turns to the Frenchman, who orders wine.

The Frenchman pours a glass, drinks it, then throws the rest of the bottle in the air and shoots it to smithereens. “In my country,” he says, “we have too much wine.”

the bartender his head again, and turns hesitantly the canadian to ask him what he would like.

The Canadian orders a beer, drinks the whole bottle in one go, then pulls out his gun and shoots the Frenchman. “In my country,” he says, “we have too many Frenchmen.”

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