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This is how I heard YOUR day was going….
First you had trouble getting out of bed

You had a stiff neck

You washed your hair and couldn’t do a thing with it

Your new diet really doesn’t seem to be working out

You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise

Your new hat looked better on you at the store

You keep losing things

You got caught in the rain at lunchtime

Then the lunch you had didn’t seem to agree with you

You feel trapped

Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime

On top of that you think you’re coming down with the flu

And finally, you’re alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement

MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!
Thought for the Day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.
RELAX!!!

TO ALL MY ‘NUTTY’ FRIENDS
Have a fabulous      STRESS FREE Day!


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