The secret to long life


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The secret to long life…

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
“Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.”
“On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Forty-eight,” she replied.

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