THE POTTY


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It  is so unusual to get a funny, non political, non sexist, non racist, and  non doomsday message that I wanted to make your day by sending it  along! I know you’ll enjoy it.

A  LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE  HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN  TO SEE WHAT’S UP.  THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING  A BOOK.  BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK  DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET  SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD  WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
HIS  MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A  WHILE.”
BILLY  SAYS:  ”I’M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN’T GONE POTTY’  YET.”
MOTHER  SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT,  BILLY,   WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”

BILLY  SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP.”

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