The Negotiation


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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend.

One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you’ll let me have sex with you.”

The girl looked at him shocked and said “Hell no!”

He said “I’ll be real quick-I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I’ll be finished by the time you’ve picked it up!”

She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast, and he won’t even be able to get his pants down!” She agreed and accepts the proposal.

30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks, “What the fuck happened?”

Still breathing hard she managed to reply, “That Muthafucker had all QUARTERS!!!!”

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