The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby..
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a
talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned
anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word
ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, ‘What a beautiful baby.’
The mother said, ‘Why, thank you, Johnnie.
Johnnie said, ‘He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see alright?’

‘Yes’, the mother replied, ‘we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he will have 20/20 vision.’

‘That’s great’, said Little Johnnie,’coz he’d be fucked if
he needed glasses’.

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