Pleasing A Women

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A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right – women can browse men from floors of choices. Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes.. . a nifty setup – with [...]

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11 More Minute

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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obsene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He [...]

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Perfect Breasts

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A little Jewish man is walking down the street and sees a young woman with beautiful perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before [...]

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From a Smart A.. Woman

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And Now, From a Smart Ass Woman A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscular Contractions’ to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and [...]

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Ears …. This is a good one!

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A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman [...]

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Old cowboy knows who he is

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Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all away… An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy [...]

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A Damn Fine Explanation

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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children!  I’m leaving you. I want a divorce [...]

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