Too much

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A Russian, a Frenchman, and a Canadian walk into a bar. The Russian asks the bartender for vodka, so he gives him an entire bottle. The Russian pours out a shot, drinks it, and throws the rest of the bottle into the air and shoots it. The bartender asks, “What did you do that for?” [...]

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My living will

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Last night, my adult kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,   ’I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’ They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine. They [...]

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Living Will

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MY LIVING WILL Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them ,’ I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’ They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw [...]

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A Gentle Reminder

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PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!

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Son of a Bitch Fish

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The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, “Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!” “Son, I’m a priest. Your language is uncalled for!” “No, Father, that’s what [...]

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