My Mother Taught Me…

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten [...]

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Inspartional story Red Rose and Pine

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One beautiful spring day a red rose blossomed in a forest. Many kinds of trees and plants grew there. As the rose looked around, a pine tree nearby said, “What a beautiful flower. I wish I was that lovely.” Another tree said, “Dear pine, do not be sad, we can not have everything.” The rose [...]

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WHY BUY THE COW…?

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Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, [...]

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Men are like….

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Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you are not quite sure why. 5. Men [...]

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