The marriage of an 80year-old man and a 20year-old woman was the talk of the town!! After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, ‘This is amazing. How do [...]
15
Apr
2010
THE OLD MOTOR
THE OLD MOTOR The marriage of an 80-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, “This is [...]
31
Mar
2010
Little Johnny
Tags: Butt, catholic education, catholic school, damn thing, eve, god almighty, jesus christ, little susie, lord and savior, pencil, third child, who created the universe
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil. Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’ When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was [...]
