It’s Hell to be Old

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OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared [...]

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Murphy’s Laws on Women

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1. Chances are – If you think that a woman is beautiful, she will always have a husband, or a boy-friend – to prove it ! 2. Chances are – The more beautiful a woman is, the greater the chances that, she may dump you ! 3. Chances are – The more make up – [...]

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Classmates

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MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD [...]

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Six Truths of Life

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1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it. 4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to [...]

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