Laws of life

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1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to potty. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly [...]

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Job Hunt

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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it – mainly because it [...]

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Old cowboy knows who he is

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Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all away… An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy [...]

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