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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put [...]

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Wisdom

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With time, women gain weight because we Accumulate so much information and wisdom In our heads that when there is no more room, It distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So the conclusion would be, we aren’t heavy, We are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, When I look at my butt [...]

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Misc humor

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A priest is driving on the new motorway near Shannon Airport and notices a dead pig on the road. Concerned he rings the local Garda Station and is answered by a smart ass Sargent. The priest explains the situation regarding the dead pig and exclaims that it might cause a traffic accident. Sargent replies with [...]

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From a Smart A.. Woman

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And Now, From a Smart Ass Woman A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscular Contractions’ to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and [...]

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FW: Smart Ass Answers of 2009

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SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. ‘Would you like dinner?’ the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. ‘What are my choices?’ John asked. ‘Yes or no,’ she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she [...]

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