Ed & Dorothy

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Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels forher.  When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.  He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,restaurants, [...]

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Sweet Chinese Sleeping

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Sweet Chinese Sleeping

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Love is Complete Trust and Faithfulness

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Love is Complete Trust and Faithfulness

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and [...]

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HAPPINES COMES FROM GIVING

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This story is about a beautiful, expensively dressed lady who complained to her psychiatrist that she felt that her whole life was empty, it had no meaning. So, the lady went to visit a counselor to seek out happiness. The counselor called over the old lady who cleaned the office floors. The counselor then said [...]

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21 Golden Rules From Feng Shui

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Feng Shui Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes There’s some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you’re not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. The Lotus Touts must leave your hands [...]

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Inner Peace

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Inner Peace

Inner Peace: This is so true If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your [...]

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He & She Got Laid

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HER STORY: He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn’t say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more [...]

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BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN

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1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON’T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN’T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS [...]

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THERE IS SOMEBODY UNDER MY BED!

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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM ‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’ ‘Just put yourself in my hands [...]

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WISHING YOU – IN YOUR BUSY LIFE

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WISHING YOU, IN YOUR BUSY LIFESTYLE, SOME TIME FOR RELAXATION & REFLECTION… GOOD SLEEP GOOD HEALTH WITH EXERCISE SOMEONE TO DANCE WITH A BIT OF ADVENTURE Good looks But most of all… I wish you … Lots of bear hugs … and the bliss of real love Many blessings come your way today: May you [...]

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Important New Heart Information

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Snopes.com has declared that this information is a mixture of incorrect and correct information. Snopes.com Bedside Companion: http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/aspirin.asp Something that we can do to help ourselves. Nice to know. Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve instantly on the tongue. They work much faster than the tablets. Why keep aspirin by your bedside? About Heart [...]

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One for the Girls

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Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank [...]

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