Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield

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Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was [...]

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Rodney Dangerfield

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Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield ————————- Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me [...]

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Normal Life

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A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery. She asked him, “How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?” The surgeon seemed to pause, which [...]

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