When It’s Time to Hang Up the Phone

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When It’s Time to Hang Up the Phone

When it’s time to hang up the phone My hand loses all sensation Its impossible to write anything because The thought of you breaks concentration I cant focus on anything except That smile on your face Because I know there isn’t a thing in this world That could ever take its place Not a single [...]

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Octopus Paul is Set to Retire From Soccer Predictions

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Octopus Paul is Set to Retire From Soccer Predictions

The invertebrate will retire after prediciting all of Germany’s World Cup results correctly as well as the final between Spain and Holland. The news will come as a shock to many people who have won up to half a million pounds between them during the tournament by placing bets based on the octopus’s predictions, according [...]

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FW: Embarrasing First Date

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What a pisser! Embarrassing First Date hilarious! If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not! We have all had bad dates. But this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it [...]

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