New twist

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At a bar… Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on… [...]

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New Federal Programs

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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED [...]

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Dr. Suess books for the older kids

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Dr. Suess books for the older kids “MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS” Dr. Seuss’s Wacky Book of Ass Whoopin’s ” I Would Drink BEER, with a Goat on a Boat, in a Box with my Socks, in a Car at a Bar. I do, I do, I do like BEER!!” SLAMMED I AM “HORTON HIRES [...]

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