Helllllooooooooo

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DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland .. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do [...]

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Therapy

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2.Page tourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice! 3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4.Put decaf in the coffee [...]

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