Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield

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Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was [...]

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One liners by the famous

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The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner) Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. [...]

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Rodney Dangerfield

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Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield ————————- Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me [...]

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