The Sack Lunches I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. ‘I’m glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,’ I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle [...]
26
Apr
2010
Sack Lunch
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22
Jan
2010
FW: Embarrasing First Date
Tags: buttocks, companion, day trip, deep snow, first date, footing, front seat, gentleman, heavy snow, jay leno, latte, pee, rear fender, rest room, salt lake city, salt lake city utah, sensation, skiing, tonight show with jay leno, young lady
What a pisser! Embarrassing First Date hilarious! If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not! We have all had bad dates. But this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it [...]
