TO MY FRIENDS

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2010 Contract After serious & cautious consideration… your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2010! It was a very hard decision to make… So don’t mess it up!!! My Wish for You in 2010 May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets [...]

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Reunion

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A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress’s there have low cut blouses and are pretty. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group again talks about where they should [...]

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Someday

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A friend of mine opened his wife’s underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: ‘This, – he said – isn’t any ordinary package.’ He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. ‘She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 [...]

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Holy Prostitutes

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought…. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS [...]

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