Two Starving Cannibals

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Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying to get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came a little old man. The son said, “Oh Dad, there’s one.” “No”, said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed [...]

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THE OLD MOTOR

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The marriage of an 80year-old man and a 20year-old woman was the talk of the town!! After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, ‘This is amazing. How do [...]

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OLD FART FOOTBALL

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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’ His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’ A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score…’ After about five [...]

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It’s Hell to be Old

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OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared [...]

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THE OLD MOTOR

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THE OLD MOTOR The marriage of an 80-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, “This is [...]

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