Important New Heart Information

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Snopes.com has declared that this information is a mixture of incorrect and correct information. Snopes.com Bedside Companion: http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/aspirin.asp Something that we can do to help ourselves. Nice to know. Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve instantly on the tongue. They work much faster than the tablets. Why keep aspirin by your bedside? About Heart [...]

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OLA- COMPUTER HUMOUR

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” Dear Andy: How have you been? Your mother and I are fine. We miss you. Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat. Love, Dad.” “My name was David, but that sounded old fashioned. So I shortened it to DVD!” “Hello, Bob? It’s your father again. I have another question [...]

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Inspartional story Red Rose and Pine

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One beautiful spring day a red rose blossomed in a forest. Many kinds of trees and plants grew there. As the rose looked around, a pine tree nearby said, “What a beautiful flower. I wish I was that lovely.” Another tree said, “Dear pine, do not be sad, we can not have everything.” The rose [...]

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The venice Of Africa

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The venice Of Africa

The village of Ganvie, in Benin, is the only human settlement in the world, built on stilts, in the middle of a lake, several kilometers from the nearest shore. But people don’t just go ahead and build themselves a home, in the middle of a lake, they must have a serious reason. And the reason [...]

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It’s Hell to be Old

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OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared [...]

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General Joke

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My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from [...]

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HAPPINES COMES FROM GIVING

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This story is about a beautiful, expensively dressed lady who complained to her psychiatrist that she felt that her whole life was empty, it had no meaning. So, the lady went to visit a counselor to seek out happiness. The counselor called over the old lady who cleaned the office floors. The counselor then said [...]

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Funny Pix: Yard Sign

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Funny Pix: Yard Sign

Ralph, My neighbor is a “lefty” of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine, “guns should be banned”, etc.). So a few weeks ago I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party. The sign wasn’t up more than an hour before he called the [...]

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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby.. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad [...]

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Why men shouldn’t write advice columns

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Dear John, I hope you can help  me. The other day, I set off for work ,leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the rod, and I had to walk back to get my husband’s help. When I got home, I couldn’t [...]

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