Life is About Correcting Mistakes

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THIS IS ESPECIALLY FOR COUPLES BUT EVEN SINGLES CAN LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM IT. ENJOY! Jocelyn married William this day. At the end of the wedding party, Jocelyn’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With $1000 deposit amount. Mother: ‘Jocelyn, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your [...]

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Russian Artist Travels The World Over On A bicycle

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Russian Artist Travels The World Over On A bicycle

Vladislav Ketov isn’t the only man on earth who embarked on a bike trip, but unlike other bikers, he only finished his after 20 years. Ketov’s journey began in 1991, in Leningrad, and he kept pedaling along the coastline of continents like Africa, Europe, both Americas, and south and south-east Asia. He traveled alone, and [...]

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Can I Borrow Rs 25?

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A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. SON: ‘Mummy, may I ask you a question?’ MUM: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the woman. SON: ‘Mummy, how much do you make an hour?’ MUM: ‘That’s none of your business. Why [...]

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Bijness is Bijness – Must Read

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One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds… I’ll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.” The teacher said, “Sorry Paddy, that’s not [...]

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some jokes

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in! ********** A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward [...]

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HAPPINES COMES FROM GIVING

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This story is about a beautiful, expensively dressed lady who complained to her psychiatrist that she felt that her whole life was empty, it had no meaning. So, the lady went to visit a counselor to seek out happiness. The counselor called over the old lady who cleaned the office floors. The counselor then said [...]

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Fishing Mirror

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A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, “What is the mirror for?” “That’s my secret way to catch fish,” said the other [...]

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SEVEN FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE FOR TODAY

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1. Money is not everything. There’s also Mastercard & Visa. 2. One should love animals.They are tasty too. 3. Save water. Drink beer. 4. Studying is healthy, So leave it for the sick. 5. Books are holy. So don’t touch them. 6. Love your neighbour but never get caught. 7. Everyone should marry because happiness [...]

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Little Boy’s Letter to God

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Little Boy’s Letter to God

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward It to the President of the India as a joke. The President was so amused, [...]

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Some Cool Psychological Tests for You

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TEST NO. 1 THE THIRD EYE : If you could have the third eye on your body, where would you put it on? 1) your head 2) your heart 3) your back 4) your hand TEST NO. 2 WHAT KIND OF CHAIR DO YOU PREFER? 1) Cloth covered 2) Leather covered 3) Wood 4) Cushioned [...]

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The Negotiation

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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you’ll let me have sex with you.” The girl looked at him shocked and said “Hell no!” He said [...]

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THERE IS SOMEBODY UNDER MY BED!

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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM ‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’ ‘Just put yourself in my hands [...]

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