Boobs Vs Willies

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A family is at the dinner table.. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice [...]

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Making a Point

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A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: ‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together. So the doctor said: ‘Ok and what do you want me to do?’ She said: ‘I [...]

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Put your car keys beside your bed at night

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What to take to bed with you – not a joke Pretty neat idea. Never thought of it before. Put your car keys beside your bed at night Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across Put your car keys beside [...]

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Dishes…. very funny

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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until one Day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years Old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks [...]

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Life is About Correcting Mistakes

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THIS IS ESPECIALLY FOR COUPLES BUT EVEN SINGLES CAN LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM IT. ENJOY! Jocelyn married William this day. At the end of the wedding party, Jocelyn’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With $1000 deposit amount. Mother: ‘Jocelyn, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your [...]

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Enjoy The Panda Therapy

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Enjoy The Panda Therapy

New panda pictures – some of the captions are great. Forgive me Father, for I have sinned… Betcha can’t see me….. Oops! Slight miscalculation. You go. I’ll just stay here and rest my head a little bit. Mum? Can you come and get me down now? Kung Fu Panda…bring it on! I’ll give you 2 [...]

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Poem to MOM

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Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. ‘Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that’s taught by Mr. Wright? It’s all about the laws today, The ‘Children’s Bill of Rights.’ It says I [...]

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Third Graders

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Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess. One of them suggests that t hey play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” he says. “Okay.” They all agree. The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. “That’s [...]

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President Some Day

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I was talking to a friend of mine’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’ She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all [...]

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Heartwarming Little Story

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Every once in a while you receive a cute e-mail that warms your heart and  you just want to pass it along. A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It’s opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of  whiskey [...]

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