Bubba & Cooter’s Sure-fire Pick-up Lines

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Bubba & Cooter’s Sure-fire Pick-up Lines 1) Did you fart?  cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded?  cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.  I just can’t hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card?  cuz I’d like to sign you out 5) [...]

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One Bedroom Apartment

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One Bedroom Apartment

LIVING ROOM: KITCHEN: BEDROOM: ENTRY & STAIRS TO 2nd LEVEL SHOWER & TOILET SINK & MIRROR This place seems very modern, perhaps like something you’d see In a swanky high rise condo or town house near the city, right? HERE’S THE INCREDIBLE PART!!…? It was renovated into this upscale unit after it was purchased and [...]

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Wisdom

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With time, women gain weight because we Accumulate so much information and wisdom In our heads that when there is no more room, It distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So the conclusion would be, we aren’t heavy, We are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, When I look at my butt [...]

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A Bird’s Vanity

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A Bird’s Vanity

This is the incredible moment a beautiful Nuthatch is caught admiring its own reflection using a pool of still water – as a mirror. Photographer Mark Hancox waited for a month in a specially built hide just yards from the pool for the opportunity to get the perfect shot. He snapped the bird as it [...]

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Fishing Mirror

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A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, “What is the mirror for?” “That’s my secret way to catch fish,” said the other [...]

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