Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield ————————- Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me [...]
27
Feb
2010
Rodney Dangerfield
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23
Nov
2009
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield
Tags: alka seltzer, coming home, dental floss, egg, fruit of the loom, fruit of the loom guys, headache, hooker, lips, making love, miss rodney, nobody home, pickpockets, roaches, rodney dangerfield, sex life, sexy negligee, underwear
Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was [...]
06
Nov
2009
A Damn Fine Explanation
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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce [...]
