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Working at the post office, I’m used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, “What’s the trouble?” “I went out this morning,” she began, “and when I came home, I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package, but [...]

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave [...]

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