To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2.Page tourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice! 3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4.Put decaf in the coffee [...]
13
May
2010
Therapy
Tags: atm, checks, coffee maker, condoms, diet, espresso, fitting room, fries, hair dryer, headache, healthy level of insanity, intercom, lunch time, marijuana, memo field, opera, parking lot, scream, sunglasses, zoo
