2010 Contract After serious & cautious consideration… your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2010! It was a very hard decision to make… So don’t mess it up!!! My Wish for You in 2010 May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets [...]
03
Aug
2010
TO MY FRIENDS
Tags: amp, debts, friendship, happiness, home address, jeans, laughter, lips, magnet, new year, peace, pockets, simple words, thieves
16
Mar
2010
Italian Boy’s Confession
Tags: 4 months, altar boy, cathy, confession, four months, friend franco, frustration, italian boy, joey, lips, loose girl, nina, pew, reputation, slides, tina, whispers
AN ITALIAN BOY’S CONFESSION ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’. The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’ ‘Yes, Father, it is.’ ‘And who was the girl you were with?’ ‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation’. “Well, Joey, I’m [...]
27
Feb
2010
Rodney Dangerfield
Tags: alka seltzer, coming home, dental floss, egg, fruit of the loom, fruit of the loom guys, headache, hooker, lips, making love, miss rodney, nobody home, pickpockets, roaches, rodney dangerfield, sex life, sexy negligee, underwear
Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield ————————- Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me [...]
23
Nov
2009
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield
Tags: alka seltzer, coming home, dental floss, egg, fruit of the loom, fruit of the loom guys, headache, hooker, lips, making love, miss rodney, nobody home, pickpockets, roaches, rodney dangerfield, sex life, sexy negligee, underwear
Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was [...]
