Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield

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Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was [...]

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Orangutan Mother’s Love

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Orangutan Mother’s Love

Aw, sweetie, you got a splinter. Don’t cry, let me kiss it better By Daily Mail Reporter Last updated at 9:34 PM on 30th June 2010 Some things just need a mother’s touch. When Randee the baby orangutan got a splinter, his mother Deedee knew there was only one way to soothe his pain. She [...]

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TO MY FRIENDS

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2010 Contract After serious & cautious consideration… your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2010! It was a very hard decision to make… So don’t mess it up!!! My Wish for You in 2010 May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets [...]

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Rodney Dangerfield

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Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield ————————- Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me [...]

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Italian Boy’s Confession

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AN ITALIAN BOY’S CONFESSION ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’. The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’ ‘Yes, Father, it is.’ ‘And who was the girl you were with?’ ‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation’. “Well, Joey, I’m [...]

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