“Handyman” solutions

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“Handyman” solutions

YOU’RE JUST GOING TO LOVE THESE “HANDYMAN” SOLUTIONS TO EVERYDAY HOUSEHOLD PROBLEMS !! There’s arcing? I wonder why New! sideways elbow The first one couldn’t shut off the water so let’s put in a second one Breakers keep tripping so let’s take it out Eventually it will become a concrete wall equipped with weeping holes? [...]

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Bubba & Cooter’s Sure-fire Pick-up Lines

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Bubba & Cooter’s Sure-fire Pick-up Lines 1) Did you fart?  cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded?  cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.  I just can’t hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card?  cuz I’d like to sign you out 5) [...]

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