Universal truths

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1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is [...]

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What If Columbus Had Been Married ?

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What If Columbus Had Been Married ?

He might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions: · Where are you going? · With whom? · Why? · How are you going? · To discover what? · Why only you? · What do I do when you are not here? · Can I come with [...]

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Random Thoughts for the Day:

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1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. [& for those of us who are Roman clerics, to put the ribbons of our breviary at the right page]. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. [...]

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To be a Manager [ IT joke ]

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one handvand a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee”. The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up”. He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks [...]

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I Had an Affair!

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*The 1st Affair* A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and [...]

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The purpose of a dog!

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A  Dog’s Purpose? (from  a 6-year-old). Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of [...]

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