General Joke

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My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from [...]

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Take This Short Neurological Test

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Take This Short Neurological Test

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO 2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below. 9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999 9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999 9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999 [...]

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Little Boy’s Letter to God

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Little Boy’s Letter to God

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward It to the President of the India as a joke. The President was so amused, [...]

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To be a Manager [ IT joke ]

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one handvand a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee”. The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up”. He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks [...]

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Joke of the day

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A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl [...]

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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby.. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad [...]

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Don’t Copy If You Can’t Paste (Story)

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Don’t Copy If You Can’t Paste (Story)

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!” Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained [...]

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Are people waiting outside your car?

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The following is an email I received from a friend recently… Warning..!!!! Warning….!!!! Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public parking area. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got home, it was a receipt for [...]

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Put your car keys beside your bed at night

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What to take to bed with you – not a joke Pretty neat idea. Never thought of it before. Put your car keys beside your bed at night Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across Put your car keys beside [...]

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