The Blonde Mortician

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A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that [...]

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Amazing Painting Of A Blind Artist

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Amazing Painting Of A Blind Artist

The story of this blind artist is extraordinary and unbelievable. Professional CPA with a photographic memory, Lisa Fittipaldi lost her vision due to a vascular disease in 1993. She lost her job too, but overcame blindness and began painting in 1995. Her paintings are so colorful and bright; it’s hard to believe that they were [...]

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Happy Halloween

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Why can’t I get a job? WELL..DUH?? From: Mod Blog http://bmezine.com From: Mod Blog http://bmezine.com From: Mod Blog http://bmezine.com From: Mod Blog http://bmezine.com From: Mod Blog http://bmezine.com Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-03-22 07:00:40. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Sweet Joke Of The day – Need a job

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Sweet Joke Of The day – Need a job

Originally posted 2011-01-03 08:00:44. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Why I got fired

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For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but, only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups. Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2009-11-11 07:00:37. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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One for the Girls

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Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank [...]

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Incredible India! Incredible Advertising!

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Incredible India! Incredible Advertising!

Just goes to show that when they want to, even the Indian Government can do a superb job!! “Everything has beauty….. But not everyone sees it.!” – Confucius Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2011-04-05 12:00:16. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Five Rules For Men To Follow a Happy Life

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A Cowboy’s Headstone FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman, [...]

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There…I fixed it

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Life really boils down to 2 questions… 1. Should I get a dog…..? OR… 2. Should I have children? Just to let you know I’m thinking of you today. No  matter what situations life throws at  you… No  matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem.. Remember  there is a light at the end [...]

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The SAME Cafe

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The SAME Cafe

There is a place where Laura from the cupcake shop, Sean who lives in his car, and Lisa homeless and looking for work, can meet for lunch: the SAME Café in Denver. Its name is also its mission: So All May Eat. CBS News correspondent Barry Petersen reports the rules are a little different. Pick [...]

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Tent City of Maricopa County Jail

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Tent City of Maricopa County Jail

Maricopa County Jail in Arizona is the 4th largest jail system in the world. In 1993 it exceeded the maximum number of inmates allowed in its facilities. It was estimated that construction of a new facility would cost approximately $70,000,000. Sheriff Arpaio ordered that a Tent Jail be constructed utilizing inmate labor. It consisted of [...]

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(Funny Joke) The KGB assassin

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The KGB had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the KGB agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that [...]

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