There is a place where Laura from the cupcake shop, Sean who lives in his car, and Lisa homeless and looking for work, can meet for lunch: the SAME Café in Denver. Its name is also its mission: So All May Eat. CBS News correspondent Barry Petersen reports the rules are a little different. Pick [...]
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that [...]
A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job. He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the [...]
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank [...]
Life really boils down to 2 questions… 1. Should I get a dog…..? OR… 2. Should I have children? Just to let you know I’m thinking of you today. No matter what situations life throws at you… No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem.. Remember there is a light at the end [...]
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A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he’ll have a little fun with the old rabbi , so he says, “Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?” The rabbi says, “We send them to the candle factory, and [...]
For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but, only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups. Sphere: Related Content
A Cowboy’s Headstone FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman, [...]
