Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels forher. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,restaurants, [...]
11
Jul
2010
Ed & Dorothy
Tags: anniversary, cocktails, concerts, deep breath, golf nut, Government, head over heels, hooker, iread, museums, nextstage, relationship, restaurants, singles cruise, sleep, soul mate, theball, true love
30
Mar
2010
Political Correctness
Tags: appalachian, babe, beer gut, caucasian, chick, cleavage, climate, companion, crack, dancer, dumb blonde, grain storage facility, hooker, information superhighway, inversion, kentuckians, political correctness, regression, tennesseans, west virginians
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervadingAmerica, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as ‘HILLBILLIES. ‘ You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS Furthermore… HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ She is a‘BREASTED AMERICAN’ 2. [...]
27
Feb
2010
Rodney Dangerfield
Tags: alka seltzer, coming home, dental floss, egg, fruit of the loom, fruit of the loom guys, headache, hooker, lips, making love, miss rodney, nobody home, pickpockets, roaches, rodney dangerfield, sex life, sexy negligee, underwear
Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield ————————- Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me [...]
23
Nov
2009
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield
Tags: alka seltzer, coming home, dental floss, egg, fruit of the loom, fruit of the loom guys, headache, hooker, lips, making love, miss rodney, nobody home, pickpockets, roaches, rodney dangerfield, sex life, sexy negligee, underwear
Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was [...]
