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This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her
mobile phone after her handbag was stolen.
Her handbag which contained her mobile, credit card, purse etc….
was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone
telling him what had happened, hubby says “I’ve just received your text
asking about our [...]

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This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen.
Her handbag which contained her mobile, credit card, purse etc…. was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says “I’ve just received [...]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology  and mixed emotions, when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap; I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
She said, “You have the biggest penis of all [...]

Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess. One of them suggests that t hey play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” he says.
“Okay.” They all agree.
The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
“That’s nothing,” says the [...]

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year old [...]