WHY BUY THE COW…?

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Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, [...]

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KEEPERS

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KEEPERS I grew up with practical grandparents who had been frightened by the Great Depression in the 1930s. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a Name for it… A father who was happier getting old [...]

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Men are like….

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Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you are not quite sure why. 5. Men [...]

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FW: Smart Ass Answers of 2009

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SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. ‘Would you like dinner?’ the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. ‘What are my choices?’ John asked. ‘Yes or no,’ she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she [...]

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Four Catholic…

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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third [...]

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