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The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, who, after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. “However”, the clerk explains, “it [...]

In the village Bokapahari, in India, thousands of people live in hell of permanent coal fires, earning about two dollars a day on sale of coal, which they stole from the state mines. The government has spent millions of dollars to build new apartments for them, but so far that people are in no hurry [...]

Its not the work of nature , but due to unfortunate soviet mining in 1950 its famous with the name of HELL’S DOOR. Sphere: Related Content

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. ”They’ll [...]

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’ His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’ A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score…’ After about five [...]

HER STORY: He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn’t say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more [...]

OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared [...]

THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill…. barefoot… BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda… [...]

Dr. Suess books for the older kids “MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS” Dr. Seuss’s Wacky Book of Ass Whoopin’s ” I Would Drink BEER, with a Goat on a Boat, in a Box with my Socks, in a Car at a Bar. I do, I do, I do like BEER!!” SLAMMED I AM “HORTON HIRES [...]

Thoughts For The Day I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough. Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It’s all organized [...]