Love

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Love

Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-05-10 12:00:22. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Pope and Tiger

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The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, who, after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. “However”, the clerk explains, “it [...]

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Definition of a Mother (Happy Mother’s Day)

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Definition of a Mother (Happy Mother’s Day)

Mother’s love is deeper than ocean, Mother’s lesson is bigger than the sky, Mother’s sacrifice is greater than God, Mother’s lap is more comfortable than the warm bed, Mother’s tale is better than the best novel on this earth, Mother’s picture is more beautiful than a fascinating scenery, Mother’s blessings are more powerful than the [...]

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BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN

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1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON’T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN’T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS [...]

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A Blind Girl (Story)

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A Blind Girl (Story)

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, ‘If I could only see the world, I will marry you.’ One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, [...]

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Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama

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Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven… God addresses Al first…  ”Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.. And I’ve come to understand that now.” God thinks for a second and says: [...]

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Fwd: Religious Maxine

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Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, ‘Lord, take pity on me.  If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up [...]

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