To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2.Page tourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice! 3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4.Put decaf in the coffee [...]
13
May
2010
Therapy
Tags: atm, checks, coffee maker, condoms, diet, espresso, fitting room, fries, hair dryer, headache, healthy level of insanity, intercom, lunch time, marijuana, memo field, opera, parking lot, scream, sunglasses, zoo
27
Feb
2010
Rodney Dangerfield
Tags: alka seltzer, coming home, dental floss, egg, fruit of the loom, fruit of the loom guys, headache, hooker, lips, making love, miss rodney, nobody home, pickpockets, roaches, rodney dangerfield, sex life, sexy negligee, underwear
Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield ————————- Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me [...]
02
Dec
2009
The difference between the Flu and H1N1
Tags: body aches and pains, chest discomfort, chills, cold fever, cold symptoms, dry cough, epidemic, few days, flu, flu cases, flu symptoms, H1N1, headache, high fever, mucus, rapid onset, sore throat, stuffy nose, Swine Flu, tiredness
This information came in an email, it is NOT VERIFIED: The info is good to know esp to those people that love to say *r u sure u don’t have swine flu* Know the Difference between Cold and H1N1 Flu Symptoms Symptom Cold H1N1 Flu Fever Fever is rare with a cold. Fever is usually [...]
23
Nov
2009
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield
Tags: alka seltzer, coming home, dental floss, egg, fruit of the loom, fruit of the loom guys, headache, hooker, lips, making love, miss rodney, nobody home, pickpockets, roaches, rodney dangerfield, sex life, sexy negligee, underwear
Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was [...]
