*The 1st Affair* A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and [...]
06
Jul
2010
I Had an Affair!
Tags: baby boy, baby oil, bastard, briefcase, dirt, god, grass, having an affair, hurry, last time, married man, mortician, playing golf, posterity, shoes, startling discovery
12
Jan
2010
Kids Are So Smart These Days
Tags: airplane, clumps, cow, deer, fellow passenger, flights, grass, intelligence, little girl, nuclear power, pellets, smiles, stranger
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’ The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, [...]
