One liners by the famous

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The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner) Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. [...]

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Snow Route

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One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through.” So the good [...]

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