The Blonde Mortician

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A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that [...]

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Smart – Ass

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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put [...]

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THE OLD MOTOR

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The marriage of an 80year-old man and a 20year-old woman was the talk of the town!! After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, ‘This is amazing. How do [...]

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THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

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This is priceless, the guy talking is doing a dry run before they tape the real thing. He is making this up as he speaks……… I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO GET UP IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND DELIVER THIS HALF BAKED BS…….WITH A STRAIGHT FACE !!! THIS IS A MASTERPIECE [...]

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THE OLD MOTOR

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THE OLD MOTOR The marriage of an 80-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, “This is [...]

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FW: Embarrasing First Date

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What a pisser! Embarrassing First Date hilarious! If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not! We have all had bad dates. But this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it [...]

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