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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’ His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’ A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score…’ After about five [...]

Here are some very good tips on improving your vehicle’s Fuel Economy / Increase Fuel Efficiency / Mileage. With increasing fuel prices it is becoming more and more prudent to use them. Use your gears wisely Driving in the highest gear possible without labouring the engine is a fuel-efficient way of driving. A vehicle travelling [...]

A  Dog’s Purpose? (from  a 6-year-old). Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of [...]

A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman [...]

A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your Dad home?” the rancher asked. “No sir, he isn’t,” the boy replied. “He went into town.” “Well,” said the rancher, “Is your Mother here?” “No sir, she’s [...]

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime — bass fishing.  I got my own little fishing boat, and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the [...]

The following was sent in a forwarded email and is not an advertisement or paid link: This is  interesting! When you click on the website link below, a world (Google) map comes up showing what strange & dangerous things are happening right now in every country in the entire world & is updated every few [...]