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This is how I heard YOUR day was going…. First you had trouble getting out of bed You had a stiff neck You washed your hair and couldn’t do a thing with it Your new diet really doesn’t seem to be working out You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise Your new hat [...]

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Therapy

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2.Page tourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice! 3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4.Put decaf in the coffee [...]

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