Smile this is priceless

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Smile this is priceless

Absolutely Priceless Would you just look at the expression on the ‘other’ little girl’s face! That is absolutely priceless! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. ‘That’s a serious step,’ he [...]

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Job Satisfaction is Most Important in Life

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Job Satisfaction is Most Important in Life

. . . . . . . . Hope U want to be there to Work Hard Son : Dad, I Want To Join Bajaj Allianz. Dad : Beta, Salary 5000 Per Month Only. Son : No Problem Dad Sphere: Related Content

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Two Starving Cannibals

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Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying to get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came a little old man. The son said, “Oh Dad, there’s one.” “No”, said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed [...]

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Random Thoughts for the Day:

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1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. [& for those of us who are Roman clerics, to put the ribbons of our breviary at the right page]. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. [...]

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Hard word’s can’t touch any soft heart… but soft word’s can touch any hard heart

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Here is a short story with a beautiful message… Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, ‘Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river.’ The little girl said, ‘No, Dad. You hold my hand.’ ‘What’s the [...]

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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby.. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad [...]

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Dishes…. very funny

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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until one Day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years Old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks [...]

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OLA- COMPUTER HUMOUR

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” Dear Andy: How have you been? Your mother and I are fine. We miss you. Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat. Love, Dad.” “My name was David, but that sounded old fashioned. So I shortened it to DVD!” “Hello, Bob? It’s your father again. I have another question [...]

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Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal!

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Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal! Daughter borrows Dad’s new car to try out… And hits Power Pole at 200 MPH. The driver only had some bruising (seat belt) and 2 small cuts. Car loss? $1 Million bucks! Waiting list for a new one? 2 years. When candaughter drive Dad’s car again? [...]

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Boobs Vs Willies

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A family is at the dinner table.. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice [...]

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Put your car keys beside your bed at night

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What to take to bed with you – not a joke Pretty neat idea. Never thought of it before. Put your car keys beside your bed at night Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across Put your car keys beside [...]

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Heartwarming Little Story

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Every once in a while you receive a cute e-mail that warms your heart and  you just want to pass it along. A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It’s opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of  whiskey [...]

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