Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, [...]
10
Jul
2010
WHY BUY THE COW…?
Tags: 12 men, amp, bananas, chocolate bars, clothes, commercials, cow, crap, department stores, emotion, government bonds, hips, lava lamps, laxatives, mascara, Weather
05
May
2010
Winter Poem
‘ WINTER ‘ by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre Crap….It’s Cold The End Sphere: Related Content
14
Mar
2010
Men are like….
Tags: 12 men, amp, bananas, chocolate bars, clothes, commercials, crap, department stores, emotion, government bonds, hips, lava lamps, laxatives, mascara, Weather
Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you are not quite sure why. 5. Men [...]
20
Nov
2009
Psychology
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions, when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap; I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said, “You have the biggest penis of [...]
27
Oct
2009
Whatever you give a woman
Quote of the day: ‘What ever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her [...]
