New twist

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At a bar… Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on… [...]

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New Federal Programs

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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED [...]

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Social Security 2009

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2010 is an election year for 1/3 of the senate and all of thehouse of representatives. It would be nice if congress got the message; the voting taxpayers are in charge now. Social Security 2009 LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS INWASHINGTON “PEOPLE POWER” AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR [...]

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