New twist

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At a bar… Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on… [...]

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The Jizo Army Of Chausudake Volcano

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Located on the barren slopes of Chausudake Volcano, in Japan’s Tochigi Prefecture, hundreds of small Jizo statues make up the eeriest spirit army I’ve ever seen. One of the most beloved divinities in Japan, Jizo is seen as a savior working to ease the suffering of those serving time in hell, and answers the prayers [...]

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What Makes A Man Fall In Love – How To Catch a Man

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Many a female has asked herself the question, “What makes a man fall in love?” By allowing your inner romantic to thrive you become more open to making a man fall in love. I’ve helped many a friend bring out her natural instincts that are so often suppressed due to pressures of society. I say [...]

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A Prayer for Daddy

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A Prayer for Daddy

“Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy’s computer, Amen.”

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Himba Tribe, Namibia

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Himba Tribe, Namibia

The Himba are a tribe of nomadic pastoralists who inhabit the Kaokoland area of Namibia. The Himba are actually descendants of a group of Herero herders who fled into the remote north-west after been displaced by the Nama. The Himba have clung to their traditions and the beautiful Himba women are noted for their intricate [...]

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Laughing in the Face of Death

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Laughing in the Face of Death

It is really weird for onlookers: decrepit old women with wild whooping shred a doll. The doll’s clothes flock and last year’s straw are flying right and left and soon this all will be over. The old women will go back home with a daubed head of the doll. According to an old popular belief [...]

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WHY BUY THE COW…?

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Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, [...]

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Sooo funny, I thought

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Sooo funny, I thought

I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to fuck off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving!! Sphere: Related Content

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Someday

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A friend of mine opened his wife’s underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: ‘This, – he said – isn’t any ordinary package.’ He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. ‘She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 [...]

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Thankful for

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I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT’S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT [...]

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Dishes…. very funny

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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until one Day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years Old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks [...]

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Men are like….

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Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you are not quite sure why. 5. Men [...]

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